I also try to think of ways to articulate the joke more economically.

I read the New York Times, and if I'm in a different city, I'll skim that paper.

Hopefully people will be reinventing comedy forever and ever. This is just what I do, and it's a type of comedy.

I think I could have a funnier, more economic sets. But that's the comedy I do. And I understand if people aren't interested in it and would rather listen to someone else. But I'll never understand the anger people have toward me.

Once you get into the [Donald] Trump stuff, you get people going, "I didn't come here to have my political views bashed."

Because you've been on dates where y'know, you forget to open your eyes and wear pants and speak English.

Then I will tape the sets and even though I`m not very successful sometimes I will try to cut out the fat and put the jokes closer together.