I also try to think of ways to articulate the joke more economically.

I am truly passionate and concerned about the lack of empathy that people show towards one another.

I was heavily influenced by Andy Kaufman and Steven Wright.

It's a lot of anti-gay, racist humor—which people like in America—all couched in 'I'm telling it like it is.' He's in the right place at the right time for that gee-shucks, proud-to-be-a-redneck, I'm-just-a-straight-shooter-multimillionaire-in-cutoff-flannel-selling-ring-tones act. That's where we are as a nation now. We're in a state of vague American values and anti-intellectual pride.

Occasionally I'll watch Fox News for as long as I can tolerate it, or CNN. I'll watch until I get infuriated, but you got to know what they're talking about and what they're not talking about.

So all my friends have kids now... which I think is rude.

Sketches have characters, exits, entrances and are vastly different.