I don't mean this to sound hyperbolic but there are increasingly, albeit really minor, similarities between now and how Germany was lulled into what happened pre-WW2.

I'm not a centrist, and there's nothing about me that's centrist. I never have been.

Because I think whenever you sit down with another human being who would absolutely disagree with you on every issue, you learn about them as a person and you relate, in human terms, and it's much more difficult for either side to dismiss out of hand, like that person's a freak, that person's a Nazi.

Because you've been on dates where y'know, you forget to open your eyes and wear pants and speak English.

I would say just stop watching me, I guess, at this point. That is what I do, and it probably is, in some way, a bit of a lecture. I can see how that's not something that would be enticing for you to watch in a stand-up hour.

If you want to reinstate the 14.4 billion dollars that Bush cut out of the veterans program then vote democrat.

James Lipton: The most pompous arrogant failure in history.