TV was the boogey man when I was growing up. Video games are the boogey man now. The novel was once a boogey man. Books about lowborn people doing lowborn things were once considered a real assault on people's morals. Maybe some day video games will be looked on as a good thing, but personally I don't see it.

If you're smart, you'll always be humble. You can learn all you want, but there'll always be somebody who's never read a book who'll know twice what you know.

As names that can mean things, I prefer spiritual to a lot of other things.

It seems unlikely that we're alone in the universe. But I'm pretty sure nobody's hiding any contact.

Garry Shandling is someone I've publicly gone gay for, for jokes. Oh and anyone in the Twilight movies. I don't know any of their names, but all of them. The wolves, the vampires? They're all fantastic.

I may be learning guitar, but I'll never be able to sing.

Humility is considered an un-masculine quality.