The only people who put iced tea in Jack Daniel's bottles is the Clash baby!
I think the two most difficult things to deal with in life are failure and success
The problem with self-improvement is knowing when to quit.
It's always irritated me that people say, 'Where's the action? Oh wow, there's no action here; let's go somewhere else.' These people will never find the action.
People ask me how far I've come. And I tell them twelve feet: from the audience to the stage.
Stick your head above the crowd and eventually somebody will throw a rock at it.