Music journalists love Elvis Costello and hate me because they look like Elvis Costello

We've all got out self-destructive bad habits, the trick is to find four or five you personally like the best and just do those all the time.

They make this drink in Brazil Called cachaca. It's sugar can alcholho. Costs 35 cents a quart. One quart of that stuff and you see God. Two quarts and you graow a pair of tight pants and an electric guitar.

It's not who wants to sleep with you; It's who wants to sleep with you again.

I would just like to say that after all these years of heavy drinking, bright lights and late nights, I still don't need glasses. I drink right out of the bottle.

You stick your head above the crowd and attract attention and sometimes somebody will throw a rock at you. That's the territory. You buy the land, you get the Indians.

If you put a Van Halen album in your record collection, it will melt all the rest of your records.