Music journalists love Elvis Costello and hate me because they look like Elvis Costello

There are only so many letters in the alphabet. When I talk to young musicians or authors and they ask for advice, I say, You gotta learn all the letters of your own personal alphabet. With music, you need to know all the different kinds of music and everything in and around your given instrument.

It dont matter WHAT your doin, ust as long as you LOOK GOOD doin it

It's not who wants to sleep with you; It's who wants to sleep with you again.

I'm a family man. I personally started 3 or 4 families last year.

My visions and fantasies are pretty standard. The only difference is I got to do it, while most of us haven't. Beyond that, I'm a pretty standard guy. Give me a gal with a sense of humor, acidic wit, who's read a few books and has a body like a Swedish speed skater, and I'm quite content.

I live and breathe and do four times as much four times as fast as anyone else.