Music journalists love Elvis Costello and hate me because they look like Elvis Costello

Classic Van Halen made people want to dance and f**k. Modern Van Halen makes you want to drink milk and drive foreign cars.

A lot of rock bands are truly a legend in their own minds.

I knew already when I was seven years old, that I wanted to be on stage and entertain people. I sell laughs. Here, you got one for free!

Critics like Elvis Costello because critics are like Elvis Costello.

People ask me how far I've come. And I tell them twelve feet: from the audience to the stage.

I take my personal upkeep real seriously; my sense of organization and attention to detail; my memory; my business - I love the business.