I'm a family oriented guy; I've personally started four or five this year.

Women are great. When they dig you, there's nothing they won't do. That kind of loyalty is hard to find - unless you've got a good dog.

Van Halen can keep providing the rain and I'll keep providing the parade.

What's missing is the testosterone. What's missing is the fury. What's missing is the passionate convicted commitment. And I got a lot of mine from my religious background. So y'all best stop imagining the way Dr. Zorba looked, or some defenseless Hasidic Jew with a little yarmulke on his head, 'cause that ain't here for you.

The only people who put iced tea in Jack Daniel's bottles is the Clash baby!

I'm a family man. I personally started 3 or 4 families last year.

Audience participation should extend from on-stage to backstage to under the stage