If you put a Van Halen album in your record collection, it will melt all the rest of your records.

Ya know, I always admired Ray Kroc, the man who invented McDonald's. Ray had a vision of the most commonplace thing - a hamburger and fries to go - but to him it was just the greatest thing ever, and he was going to make it the greatest thing ever for everybody else, and he did.

If you put a Van Halen album in your record collection, it will melt all the rest of your records.

Being a rock star is being a rock star, I don't need to go into the details. What would you do if you were a rock star?

Remember, life is just a game and no one gets out alive

I take my personal upkeep real seriously; my sense of organization and attention to detail; my memory; my business - I love the business.

The Breakfast of Champions isn't cereal, it's the competition!