If you put a Van Halen album in your record collection, it will melt all the rest of your records.

I always wanted to be an outrage to public decency and a threat to women. And this is one of the few occupations where you're not only allowed that, but you're encouraged.

When you can spell subpoena without thinking about it, that's when you know you've made it.

If you want to split a bottle with a friend, then Sammy Hagar is your guy. If you want to split your friend with a bottle than give me a call.

Remember, life is just a game and no one gets out alive

The most important part of any rock song is the guitar solo.

I don't get all the women that I want... I get all the women that want me.