If you put a Van Halen album in your record collection, it will melt all the rest of your records.

I used to jog but the ice cubes kept falling out of my glass.

I take my personal upkeep real seriously; my sense of organization and attention to detail; my memory; my business - I love the business.

My visions and fantasies are pretty standard. The only difference is I got to do it, while most of us haven't. Beyond that, I'm a pretty standard guy. Give me a gal with a sense of humor, acidic wit, who's read a few books and has a body like a Swedish speed skater, and I'm quite content.

The best time is during the struggle. The top of the mountain is usually small, freezing and lonesome. To this day I'm continually reinvesting myself in something new. I'm not afraid to start as a beginner in anything.

I'm not conceited. Conceit is a fault and I have no faults.

An ounce of image is worth a pound of performance