If you put a Van Halen album in your record collection, it will melt all the rest of your records.

On parties it's not about who you are. The real reason to which a party revolves is how good you look.

Rap is poetry to music, like beatniks without beards and bongos.

Money can't buy you happiness, but it can buy you a yacht big enough to pull up right alongside it.

Women are great. When they dig you, there's nothing they won't do. That kind of loyalty is hard to find - unless you've got a good dog.

Self-tragedy is always a great way to dramatize yourself - ask any teenager.

You want a hero in the music world? James Brown. He brought a feeling to music without really using words. He's just famous for his sound.