When I die, sprinkle my ashes over the 80's.

You gotta learn the alphabet, backwards and forwards. And then the choice is yours, 'cause last I looked, the Bible is written in the same words, the exact same alphabet, as my favorite pornography. Choice is yours.

You stick your head above the crowd and attract attention and sometimes somebody will throw a rock at you. That's the territory. You buy the land, you get the Indians.

I'm a family man. I personally started 3 or 4 families last year.

Being a rock star is being a rock star, I don't need to go into the details. What would you do if you were a rock star?

I just wanted to be in show biz. I wanted to make music and sing and dance, tell jokes and stories, make ya smile, make ya cry - and charge you $ 8.50

I don't get all the women that I want... I get all the women that want me.