Maybe I'm like acts of Congress or your favorite Chinese restaurant - you don't really want to know what's going on behind the door. I'm a real study in contrast, I expect, looking from without. But it adds up to what you get on stage.

Van Halen can keep providing the rain and I'll keep providing the parade.

I'm gonna abandon my spirit to them, which is actually what I attempt to do. You work yourself up into that state and you fall in supplication of the demon gods.

Give me a glazed doughnut, and a bottle of anything... to go!

It's always irritated me that people say, 'Where's the action? Oh wow, there's no action here; let's go somewhere else.' These people will never find the action.

On parties it's not about who you are. The real reason to which a party revolves is how good you look.

It's not who wants to sleep with you; It's who wants to sleep with you again.