Maybe I'm like acts of Congress or your favorite Chinese restaurant - you don't really want to know what's going on behind the door. I'm a real study in contrast, I expect, looking from without. But it adds up to what you get on stage.

I'm not conceited. Conceit is a fault and I have no faults.

Rap is poetry to music, like beatniks without beards and bongos.

Music is like girlfriends to me; I'm continually astonished by the choices other people make.

You gotta learn the alphabet, backwards and forwards. And then the choice is yours, 'cause last I looked, the Bible is written in the same words, the exact same alphabet, as my favorite pornography. Choice is yours.

Nobody's going to get a hot dog at my concert!

I used to jog but the ice cubes kept falling out of my glass.