You want a hero in the music world? James Brown. He brought a feeling to music without really using words. He's just famous for his sound.

Money can't buy you happiness, but it can buy you a yacht big enough to pull up right alongside it.

Nobody's going to get a hot dog at my concert!

People ask me how far I've come. And I tell them twelve feet: from the audience to the stage.

I used to have a drug problem, but now I have enough money.

Women are great. When they dig you, there's nothing they won't do. That kind of loyalty is hard to find - unless you've got a good dog.

They make this drink in Brazil Called cachaca. It's sugar can alcholho. Costs 35 cents a quart. One quart of that stuff and you see God. Two quarts and you graow a pair of tight pants and an electric guitar.