I used to have a drug problem, but now I have enough money.

I know that people think I'm a party king; but, face it, if I finished the bottle every time I took a drink, I wouldn't be able to do the aerials I do onstage.

The perfect woman has an IQ of 150, wants to make love until 4 in the morning, then turns into a pizza!

Let's play with the career, if we can't find anything else to do

Van Halen can keep providing the rain and I'll keep providing the parade.

Many of the critics have kids of their own. It scares the hell out of them to think that their kids could be anything remotely like David Lee Roth.

I'm a family man. I personally started 3 or 4 families last year.