I used to have a drug problem, but now I have enough money.
Stick your head above the crowd and eventually somebody will throw a rock at it.
Let's play with the career, if we can't find anything else to do
The light you see at the end of the tunnel is the front of an oncoming train.
The perfect woman has an IQ of 150, wants to make love until 4 in the morning, then turns into a pizza!
Rock & roll is not so much a question of electric guitars as it is striped pants.