In front of the camera and in front of the lens, there's no lawsuits, there's no agent, and there's most frequently no time limits... There's a longevity that's kind of built into it. I spend most of my time behind the scenes, and when it is time to perform, I'm genuinely delighted to do it.

If you subtracted all of the great artists who never drank, who never went to excess, you wouldn't have any more art left. What kind of poem are you gonna get out of a glass of iced tea?

I know that people think I'm a party king; but, face it, if I finished the bottle every time I took a drink, I wouldn't be able to do the aerials I do onstage.

The perfect woman has an IQ of 150, wants to make love until 4 in the morning, then turns into a pizza!

On parties it's not about who you are. The real reason to which a party revolves is how good you look.

The Breakfast of Champions isn't cereal, it's the competition!

The only people who put iced tea in Jack Daniel's bottles is the Clash baby!