Critics like Elvis Costello because critics are like Elvis Costello.

When you can spell subpoena without thinking about it, that's when you know you've made it.

Music videos are like girlfriends. I'm constantly amazed on what other people doing

Give me a glazed doughnut, and a bottle of anything... to go!

We've all got out self-destructive bad habits, the trick is to find four or five you personally like the best and just do those all the time.

Of course building a kitchen makes all the symmetric sense in the world because everybody's burning calories at 120 beats a minute. You could even register it on a graph at the DJ booth. "How fast are they burning calories, sir?" "126 a minute." "Are you sure?" "Oh, I'm very sure." You can meter that out.

Critics like Elvis Costello because critics are like Elvis Costello.