Iraq is so bad that President Obama phoned Hillary Clinton and asked her if she could start early.
David LettermanHillary Clinton is campaigning in Iowa, virtually going door to door to every home in Iowa. Jehovah's Witnesses finally got fed up and said, 'Get lost. Get out of here!'
David LettermanYou can email me, but I prefer letters that come through conventional mail. I like letters that have been licked by strangers.
David Letterman