Obama said they've had some glitches with the Affordable Care website. I'll tell you something. If you order a pair of pants online and they send you the wrong color, that's a glitch. This is like a Carnival cruise, for God's sake!

It's disappointing when you finally get to meet someone you admire and he conducts himself as a jerk.

This Hillary Clinton scandal has to do with emails. All I get are emails for Canadian Viagra.

Now in Utah if you get the death sentence, they have the firing squad. In Russia, they call that early retirement.

Have you been following the big oil spill in the Gulf of Mexico? Or as we call it now, the Dead Sea.

Kim Jong Un's sister got married. That sounds like another Seth Rogen movie, doesn't it?

Scientists have discovered a black hole that is 12 billion times the size of our sun. It's full of Hillary Clinton emails.