John Kerry says that foreign leaders want him to be president, but that he can't name the foreign leaders. That's all right, President Bush can't name them either.
David LettermanIraq is so bad that President Obama phoned Hillary Clinton and asked her if she could start early.
David LettermanThere's no business like show business, but there are several businesses like accounting.
David LettermanNorth Korean dictator Kim Jung Il may be stepping down. Yeah, experts in the State Department say he could be replaced by his son, Menta Li Ill.
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