President Obama went to India, South Korea, then Japan. He's going to keep travelling until he finds his birth certificate.

Did you see Howard Dean ranting and raving? Here's a little tip Howard - cut back on the Red Bull.

You like science? You enjoy science? Always use it for good, never for evil. Can you promise me that?

Political pundits are saying President George W. Bush has made gains in two key states: dazed and confused.

John Boehner is a member of a country club in Ohio. It turns out that the bartender was plotting to poison Boehner. Now wait a minute. Isn't that the movie with Seth Rogen and James Franco?

Due to budget crunches, Bush has had to scale some of the programs. He has a new program, 'Leave A Couple of Kids Behind.'

I love the protests. And if you think about it, what better way to send a message to Wall Street than by sitting in a pup tent banging on a drum.