President Obama went to India, South Korea, then Japan. He's going to keep travelling until he finds his birth certificate.

I always liked Mitt Romney. He looks like the salesman who follows you around at Brooks Brothers.

President Bush insisted that there was nothing in the August 6th, 2001 briefing, which was titled 'Bin Laden determined to attack the United States', that hinted what bin Laden was up to. Bush says that he would have moved mountains to stop the attack. Yeah, but he draws the line at reading a memo.

It's two days until tax time. I know it's late, but there is still time to deduct this show as a loss.

Are you getting a big kick out of the Enron scandal? I find this interesting that whenever a big crisis starts, people start showing up in church. So, Ken Lay shows up in church this weekend. Church officials are still looking for the collection plates.

President Obama is sending troops back to Iraq. He said, 'Don't worry, we should not be there any longer than a Kardashian marriage.'

CBS News finally received anthrax in the mail. As usual, we're number three.