Obesity is now a problem in the navy. They've created a new rank: Really Big Rear Admiral.

Keep in mind that your individual vote doesn't mean anything.

Today would have been the birthday of Osama bin Laden. It makes me remember when Seal Team 6 threw him a surprise party.

Are you excited about the recall election? Arnold's campaign has a new slogan: 'Win one for the groper.'

Arnold Schwarzenegger met with President Bush. It's amazing if you think about it. It was the Terminator and the One-Term-inator.

Iraq is so bad that President Obama phoned Hillary Clinton and asked her if she could start early.

President Bush announced that the war in Iraq has been won. It's all over, it's been won. I believe this would be Bush's first uncontested victory.