Herman Cain has suspended his presidential campaign, but he has asked the Secret Service if they could continue to provide him protection, at least until his wife cools off.

There's not a man, woman or child on the face of the earth who doesn't enjoy a tasty beverage.

In Hollywood, Oscar is king.

Kim Jong Un's sister got married. That sounds like another Seth Rogen movie, doesn't it?

Humans are the only animal who can have sex over the phone.

Obama said they've had some glitches with the Affordable Care website. I'll tell you something. If you order a pair of pants online and they send you the wrong color, that's a glitch. This is like a Carnival cruise, for God's sake!

Did you folks see President Bush's State of the Union Address? How about that surprise announcement? Howard Dean has been captured and he's in the hands of interrogators.