Do you remember the good ol' days when Congress was only unsafe if you were an intern.

The National Association of Theater Concessionaires reported that in 1986, 60% of all candy sold in movie theaters was sold to Roger Ebert.

It's disappointing when you finally get to meet someone you admire and he conducts himself as a jerk.

Love: You can't start it like a car, you can't stop it with a gun.

I'm nothing if not an optimist.

Once you're president, you can't go anywhere without causing trouble. President Obama shows up in China, he's chewing gum, they go crazy. A big stink because the president's chewing gum. And you think, the Chinese are so easygoing about human rights. What's the problem?

Howard Dean was endorsed by former Vice President Al Gore and now he is getting advice from Al Gore. And I'm thinking, who better to give advice than the guy who couldn't even get elected with the most votes?