Don't worry about me. I plan to continue to be in show business. I have already been booked to be in a production of 'The Sunshine Boys' with Jay Leno.
David LettermanDo I think there is a heaven? Uh, yeah I do. Like a really big gymnasium. How do I see myself there? With really bad seats.
David LettermanI'm worried about John Kerry, he's so confident now that he's already planning his White House sex scandal.
David LettermanObesity is now a problem in the navy. They've created a new rank: Really Big Rear Admiral.
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