Do you remember the good ol' days when Congress was only unsafe if you were an intern.

Bush explained his strategy for transfer of power. It's a two part plan. Part one: clean out his desk. Part two: rent a U-Haul.

Mitt Romney is quite a guy. At one point he and his wife bought a zoo and fired all the animals.

John Kerry says that foreign leaders want him to be president, but that he can't name the foreign leaders. That's all right, President Bush can't name them either.

Prince William and Kate Middleton are in New York City. We have got to do something about immigration.

The Democrats were crushed in the midterm elections. The Republican juggernaut pounded the Democrats, and the pundits say they will not really know what happened to the Democrats until they find the black box.

They say the oil spill has the potential to kill more wildlife than a Sarah Palin hunting trip.