So they caught Gadhafi in a storm sewer and shot him. Or as they call it in the Middle East, an orderly transfer of power.

Incredible experience, watching a baby birth on the internet. It's now my screensaver.

Vladimir Putin said the tanks that you see rolling through the streets are just part of the closing ceremonies of the Olympics.

I have found that the only thing that does bring you happiness is doing something good for somebody who is incapable of doing it for themselves.

There's some kind of a thing where when she was Secretary of State she was using her own e-mail instead of the State Department, and I thought finally, a Clinton scandal the entire family can enjoy.

I don't know what they are protesting at Occupy Wall Street but I'm on their side. But 10,000 protestors and one Porta Potty?

People say we need royalty. We have royalty in the United States - the Kardashians.