I think the one thing I would point to as a primary reason, basically, is that I was a gigantic ass, ... It's the first time I got dumped in my life.

United Airlines: Passengers are our worst enemy. We're not too fond of luggage either.

Have you seen a copy of Tax Tips for Billionaires?

Delta: We never make the same mistake three times.

Pamela Anderson is a great dancer considering she can't see her feet.

Kim Jong Un shaved his eyebrows and got his hair sticking right up. How would you like the leader of your country looking like Lady Gaga? Even Dennis Rodman told him he looks weird.

Well, the manhunt continues for that elusive evil mastermind, but I'm telling you Enron CEO Kenneth Lay remains at large.