John McCain turned 72 years old last Friday, but the Chinese are making him a birth certificate that says he's only 33 and then he'll be ready to go.

After my bypass surgery I knew I had to change my lifestyle, and then it occured to me - I don't have a lifestyle.

The winner of the Westminster Dog Show gets to drink champagne - out of the toilet.

The United States has launched airstrikes against ISIS. It's being called 'Operation Approval Ratings.'

Tomorrow is our final show. That is unless it rains, and then there will be a rain delay. We'll probably make it up in a doubleheader around Labor Day.

As you watch the Gary Condit interview, three words come to mind: stiff, unbending and impenetrable. And that's just his hair.

The White House is saying Donald Trump has 'zero percent chance' of being elected. Isn't that a little high?