Have you folks been following the controversy with John Kerry and his service in Vietnam and the Swift Boat campaign? It all took place in Vietnam and now it just won't go away. I was thinking about this - if John Kerry had just ducked the war like everybody else he wouldn't have this trouble.

Pamela Anderson is a great dancer considering she can't see her feet.

The new 'Mad Max' movie takes place in a post-apocalyptic world. I have a small part in 'Mad Max.' I play the old geezer who remembers what steak tasted like.

Tim Tebow has been on the bench longer than Ruth Bader Ginsburg.

They say the oil spill has the potential to kill more wildlife than a Sarah Palin hunting trip.

I don't like jokes about sex or bodily functions or drug use or the difference between New York and L.A. I never do any of that.

They're talking about putting a woman on the $20 bill. And Hillary said, 'I'm available.'