Have you folks been following the controversy with John Kerry and his service in Vietnam and the Swift Boat campaign? It all took place in Vietnam and now it just won't go away. I was thinking about this - if John Kerry had just ducked the war like everybody else he wouldn't have this trouble.

It looks like President Bush will be handing over power to the Iraqis by June 30th. That's amazing and not only that, but it looks like he'll be handing over power to the Democrats by November 2nd.

Did you folks see President Bush's State of the Union Address? How about that surprise announcement? Howard Dean has been captured and he's in the hands of interrogators.

I'm still here. I knocked off another competitor.

One day you're the leader of Iraq, the next day you're being checked for fleas on Fox News.

Have you seen a copy of Tax Tips for Billionaires?

I'm an environmentalist. Most of my jokes are recycled.