Happy Cinco de Mayo. In honor of Cinco de Mayo, mayor Bill de Blasio is filling all New York City potholes with guacamole.

Next in importance to having a good aim is to recognize when to pull the trigger.

Paul Ryan announced that after a lot of thought, and talking it over with family and friends, that he is not going to run for president in 2016. I'm telling you, this announcement sent shock waves through no one.

Now in Utah if you get the death sentence, they have the firing squad. In Russia, they call that early retirement.

Some Secret Service guys crashed a car into the White House. And they had been drinking when it happened. Actually, they hit a barrier trying to get to the White House. It's the same thing that is happening to Hillary.

Do you know what I'm going to do when I retire? I hope to become the new face of Scientology.

The FCC has delayed the decision on the Time/Warner Comcast merger. So how do you think those folks like being put on hold?