The first presidential debate was down in Florida. Residents spent all day putting plywood on their televisions.
David LettermanEvery day we learn more and more about this wacky Osama bin Laden. He lives in a cave and at one time he was a womanizer. But now he has settled down with his five wives and 26 kids, so that's now all over. ... He also had a drinking problem at one time. I believe he went through 'Jihab'
David LettermanI'll be honest with you. It's beginning to look like I'm not going to get 'The Tonight Show.'
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