You know, Sarah Palin is the Governor of Alaska, you know that. And she's a lifelong member of the National Rifle Association. So great, is what I'm thinking, another vice president that shoots a drinking buddy; just get ready.
David LettermanIt was announced that President Obama and his wife, when they're finished in Washington, are moving to New York City. The guy just can't get enough gridlock.
David LettermanPresident Obama has two years left as president. I wouldn't be surprised if he gets to appoint two new Kardashian husbands.
David LettermanHave you been following the big oil spill in the Gulf of Mexico? Or as we call it now, the Dead Sea.
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