It's disappointing when you finally get to meet someone you admire and he conducts himself as a jerk.
David LettermanCongratulations are in order for Woody Allen - he and Soon Yi have a brand new baby daughter. It's all part of Woody's plan to grow his own wives.
David LettermanThat's the first thing they teach you in bowling, by the way. Don't press the ball against your nose. The other one is don't lick the pins.
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