John Kerry had surgery on his right shoulder this week to repair some damage. It was pretty bad, he had no feeling. It was almost like he was a Republican.

The first presidential debate was down in Florida. Residents spent all day putting plywood on their televisions.

Here's a little known fact - Arnold is the first body builder to run for governor since Janet Reno.

Due to budget crunches, Bush has had to scale some of the programs. He has a new program, 'Leave A Couple of Kids Behind.'

I can hardly wait until Donald Trump announces his celebrity cabinet.

The United States has launched airstrikes against ISIS. It's being called 'Operation Approval Ratings.'

Hillary Clinton is now in Iowa. She's spending every waking minute of her day meeting ordinary people, and it's to prepare her for a job in which she will never again meet an ordinary person.