Due to budget crunches, Bush has had to scale some of the programs. He has a new program, 'Leave A Couple of Kids Behind.'
David LettermanHillary Clinton is running for president. This time around, she promises to be warm and approachable. Like me.
David LettermanI heard this rumor that al Qaeda is merging with Hamas. Yeah, I got that tip from Martha Stewart.
David LettermanKids in Washington every year have the big Easter egg roll on the White House lawn. The kids found 300 Easter eggs. They also found about 10,000 missing Hillary emails.
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