It was stupid behaviour. And you take a look at the explosion, and it knocks you down and you wake up every morning and you're scared and you're depressed and sad, and you kind of got to let that knock you down and knock you down.

Herman Cain said, starting today, if you buy into his 9-9-9 plan, he'll throw in a free 32-ounce soda.

A small handgun makes any TV remote control.

Let's have some wine, go upstairs, and look at my money.

They figured out a way to control that hamburger disease. You dip the hamburger into the scalding hot coffee before eating.

Tomorrow is Election Day. It's what they call the midterm elections, and you can cut the indifference with a knife. It's the day Americans leave work early and pretend to vote.

I always liked Mitt Romney. He looks like the salesman who follows you around at Brooks Brothers.