me: why is it upset? shouldn't it be downset? gideon: i will file a lawsuit against the dictionaries first thing tomorrow morning. we're going to tear merriam a new asshole and throw webster inside of it.

Even if you were green and had a beard and a male appendage between your legs. Even if your eyebrows were orange and you had a mole covering your entire cheek and a nose that poked me in the eye every time I kissed you. Even if you weighed seven hundred pounds and had hair the size of a Doberman under your arms. Even then, I would love you.

Life goes on is a redundancy. Life is defined by its going on.

My face seems too square and my eyes too big, like I'm perpetually surprised, but there's nothing wrong with me that I can fix.

This, I think, is how people survive: Even when horrible things have been done to us, we can still find gratitude in one another.

You know, I'd get a tattoo with your name on it. Only, I want you to have the freedom to change your name if you want to.

Ted is smart and good-looking, but he doesn't use it to good effect, like a rich person that never gives to charity.