I was sixteen and equipped with the appropriate genitalia, so I cleared that hurdle nicely.
David Levithanwhy won't they leave me alone? don't they realize I have a tinder heart and a paper body and that any spark will turn me straight to ash?
David LevithanYou were in Sweden?" Boomer asked. "No," I said. "The trip got called off at the last minute. Because of political the unrest" "In Sweden?" Priya seemed skeptical. "Yeah-isn't it strange how the Times isn't covering it? Half the country's on strike because of that thing the crown prince said about Pippi Longstocking Which means no meatballs for Christmas, if you know what I mean." "That's so sad!" Boomer said.
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