teenagers are never joking. when seeking to prove a point, principals and teachers should remember that teenagers are never, ever sarcasic or ironic. if they say "I wish someone would drop a bomb on this school right now," that means they have arranged for a nuclear arsenal to be emptied onto the school and should be immediately suspended and ridiculed. if they say they were merely coming up with a joking excuse to postpone a bio test, reply that all jokes are funny, and that since dropping a bomb on a school is not funny, it is therefore not a joke.
David Levithanhaving someone think of me that way was like discovering a new window in the room i'd lived in all my life.
David LevithanThe boy I just kissed is talking to my father. The boy I want to kiss again is waiting for my mother to serve pancakes. I must fight the urge to freak.
David LevithanNo funny stuff in here tonight, you understand?โ Dash said, โI assure you I could not contemplate any of your so-called funny stuff seeing as how I have no idea why Iโm even here.โ Mark scoffed. โYou bookish little pervert.โ โThank you, sir!โ Dash said brightly.
David LevithanIt was a mistake," you said. But the cruel thing was, it felt like the mistake was mine, for trusting you.
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