A philosopher once noted that people long for immortality but run out of things to do on a rainy afternoon.

I have a face that is a cross between two pounds of halibut and an explosion in an old clothes closet.

Tomorrow, Trubshawe, I am going to get married again, thereby quite possibly making the greatest mistake of my life.

Do something today that reflects who you are, what you are capable of, what you care about. Give yourself plenty of evidence of what you can do, and you will not doubt your abilities to do anything.

I wonder why it is, that young men are always cautioned against bad girls. Anyone can handle a bad girl. It's the good girls men should be warned against.

Champagne offers a minimum of alcohol and a maximum of companionship.

You can count on Errol Flynn, he'll always let you down.