A philosopher once noted that people long for immortality but run out of things to do on a rainy afternoon.

Never stop learning and adapting. The world will always be changing. If you limit yourself to what you knew and what you were comfortable with earlier in your life, you will grow increasingly frustrated with your surroundings as you age.

I wonder why it is, that young men are always cautioned against bad girls. Anyone can handle a bad girl. It's the good girls men should be warned against.

I see my purpose in life as making the world a happier place to be in.

Many of our feelings of satisfaction or dissatisfaction have their roots in how we compare ourselves to others. When we compare ourselves to those who have more, we feel bad. When we compare ourselves to those who have less, we feel grateful. Even though the truth is we have exactly the same life either way, our feelings about our life can vary tremendously based on who we compare ourselves with. Compare yourself with those examples that are meaningful but that make you feel comfortable with who you are and what you have.

I have a face that is a cross between two pounds of halibut and an explosion in an old clothes closet.

Tomorrow, Trubshawe, I am going to get married again, thereby quite possibly making the greatest mistake of my life.