A philosopher once noted that people long for immortality but run out of things to do on a rainy afternoon.

A philosopher once noted that people long for immortality but run out of things to do on a rainy afternoon.

I have a face that is a cross between two pounds of halibut and an explosion in an old clothes closet.

Malta is a sod of a place.

Tomorrow, Trubshawe, I am going to get married again, thereby quite possibly making the greatest mistake of my life.

I've been lucky enough to win an Oscar, write a best-seller - my other dream would be to have a painting in the Louvre. The only way that's going to happen is if I paint a dirty one on the wall of the gentlemen's lavatory.

I see my purpose in life as making the world a happier place to be in.