Stardom is like making love in a hammock - a happy experience but one of uncertain duration.

I enjoy reality as much as the next man. It's just that in my case, fortunately, reality includes a good stiff belt every now and then.

Stardom is like making love in a hammock - a happy experience but one of uncertain duration.

I've taken up the Bible again, somewhat in the spirit of W.C. Fields - looking for loopholes.

A philosopher once noted that people long for immortality but run out of things to do on a rainy afternoon.

Old age has got to start creeping up on me one day soon, and frankly I'm very scared. I don't want to be old. I've always felt so young. And I want to stay that way.

You can count on Errol Flynn, he'll always let you down.