I'm not a professional comedian. Nobody comes to my comedy shows. That's just a little hobby.
David ReesI don't like when performers rag on their ex-girlfriend or ex-boyfriend in absentia. If they're not there, it just feels rude... I'm never going to say anything personal about myself on stage. That's my new goal.
David ReesThe way you make money is to do something you don't like to do. And that's how you know you're a virtuous person.
David Rees