Say what you will about the south, but in North Carolina a hot dog is free to swing anyway it wishes.

I don't really do very well when I'm sent somewhere. A lot of magazines want to send you somewhere to do something. They want you to stow away on a ship, or something like that.

Usually, if I think something is really funny, it doesn't get any reaction whatsoever.

It's safe to assume that by 2085 guns will be sold in vending machines but you won't be able to smoke anywhere in America.

Across town, over in the East Village, the graffiti was calling for the rich to be eaten, imprisoned, or taxed out of existence. Though it sometimes seemed like a nice idea, I hoped the revolution would not take place during my lifetime. I didn't want the rich to go away until I could at least briefly join their ranks.

Jeremy, Good luck on your first marriage.

Writing gives you the illusion of control, and then you realize it's just an illusion, that people are going to bring their own stuff into it.