I'm completely fascinated by the health-care debate going on in the United States, especially by posters of Obama with a little mustache drawn on his upper lip. Is that what Hitler is really known for, his health-care plan? To quote Bill Maher, "I haven't seen this many pissed-off old white people since they cancelled 'Murder She Wrote.'"

But most good movies have a gun in them.

To say that a humorist exaggerates to get big laughs, I don't see how that's big news.

I'm not a reporter but the 'New Yorker' treats everyone like a reporter.

Being locked up is one thing, but to have no concept of confinement, to be ignorant of its terms and never understand that struggle is useless - that's what hell must be like.

The drama bug strikes hardest with Jews, homosexuals and plump women who wear their hair in bangs. These are people who, for one reason or another, desperately crave attention

I go to the movies at least five times a week, and after a while everything becomes a blur to me.