I always think it's a good policy to like the people who like you.

I go to the movies at least five times a week, and after a while everything becomes a blur to me.

We were not a hugging people. In terms of emotional comfort it was our belief that no amount of physical contact could match the healing powers of a well made cocktail.

I'd tried to straighten him out, but there's only so much you can do for a person who thinks Auschwitz is a brand of beer.

Weird doors open. People fall into things.

A zoo is a good place to make a spectacle of yourself, as the people around you have creepier, more photogenic things to look at.

I like nonfiction books about people with wretched lives.