Sometimes I say to myself, 'Oh, I wish I could win a Tony Award', although I'm not that bothered.
David SedarisIn Japanese and Italian, the response to ["How are you?"] is "I'm fine, and you?" In German it's answered with a sigh and a slight pause, followed by "Not so good.
David SedarisI was just struggling with my inner vachette and pondering the depths of my own inhumanity.
David SedarisI've wasted a lot of time pretending to be interested in people who weren't terribly interesting.
David Sedaris