Famous people like to choose friends who won't go around repeating their conversations and details about them.

In other parts of the country people tried to stay together for the sake of the children. In New York they tried to work things out for the sake of the apartment.

Because I've always been a fairly nervous person.

When you read comic material and people aren't laughing how do you know they're listening.

I like nonfiction books about people with wretched lives.

My feet are completely flat, but for most of my life they were still shaped like feet. Now, thanks to bunions, they're shaped more like states, wide boring ones that nobody wants to drive through.

I won't put in a load of laundry, because the machine is too loud and would drown out other, more significant noises - namely, the shuffling footsteps of the living dead.