You can't trust girls. When I get a girlfriend I am not going to tell her where I live or work.

Should check the Internet and make sure everything on there is correct.

I would have assumed you understood, despite our vague suggestions otherwise, we do not welcome constructive criticism.

You can't trust girls. When I get a girlfriend I am not going to tell her where I live or work.

the old man dance, where I tense up, shuffle my feet intermittently, complain about the music volume, and sit down for a rest.

Do you ever think about having sex with Rosie O'Donnell because you are straight? Same thing.

While I do not have a boyfriend, I do have a friend who is homosexual and I once asked him "Do you ever think about having sex with me because you are gay?" to which he replied "Do you ever think about having sex with Rosie O'Donnell because you are straight? Same thing.