Do you ever think about having sex with Rosie O'Donnell because you are straight? Same thing.

I would have assumed you understood, despite our vague suggestions otherwise, we do not welcome constructive criticism.

Opinions are like nipples, everybody has one. Some have firm points, others are barely discernible through layers, and some are displayed at every opportunity regardless of whether the audience has stated "I am interested in your nipples" or not.

I was taught never to make a threat unless you are prepared to carry it out, and I am not a fan of carrying anything. Even watching other people carrying things makes me uncomfortable. Mainly because of the possibility they may ask me to help.

You can't trust girls. When I get a girlfriend I am not going to tell her where I live or work.

Do you ever think about having sex with Rosie O'Donnell because you are straight? Same thing.

Without a concise set of rules to follow we would probably all have to resort to common sense