I think all those rules are boring. About what people can and can't wear. Surely everyone should be able to wear whatever they like?
David WalliamsI know somebody from university who's called Phil Collins, and I think there's something terribly unfortunate about sharing a name with somebody who either is famous or becomes famous.
David WalliamsI was depressed as a child. I found it hard to make friends. My favourite thing was locking myself in the bathroom and practising comedy routines.
David Walliams