We sort of expect to see men in women's clothes. It's part of our culture. The key thing is, it has to be done quite badly.

All human life can be found in an airport.

No more watching that show Small England or whatever it's called where those two idiots dress up as 'laydees'. It's a bad influence.

I haven't put much effort into my personal life and blithely believe it will turn out all right in the end.

I still enjoy my life, and I feel like I've achieved enough things that if I never did anything again, I'd feel confident that I'd still have made my mark in some way. But maybe the self-loathing bit is the element that makes you strive for more. Makes you strive to be better.

I'm terribly attention-seeking. It's very different once you get all this attention, though. Because then you want to control it. And you can't exactly.

People think writing a children's book is something you could do in an afternoon but it's actually really hard.