We sort of expect to see men in women's clothes. It's part of our culture. The key thing is, it has to be done quite badly.

I think all those rules are boring. About what people can and can't wear. Surely everyone should be able to wear whatever they like?

All human life can be found in an airport.

I know somebody from university who's called Phil Collins, and I think there's something terribly unfortunate about sharing a name with somebody who either is famous or becomes famous.

I was depressed as a child. I found it hard to make friends. My favourite thing was locking myself in the bathroom and practising comedy routines.

There's something about being a comedian that means you have to not be scared of failing because failing is part of the process.

The most used piece of kit in my kitchen is my saucepan. I use it every morning to cook my porridge in. The least used piece of equipment? I'd say a food mixer. I've never used it, I don't really know what they're for.