All human life can be found in an airport.

We sort of expect to see men in women's clothes. It's part of our culture. The key thing is, it has to be done quite badly.

I still enjoy my life, and I feel like I've achieved enough things that if I never did anything again, I'd feel confident that I'd still have made my mark in some way. But maybe the self-loathing bit is the element that makes you strive for more. Makes you strive to be better.

I don't have a fear factor. Well, not much of one. And I'm willing to risk quite a lot - as a comedian, you're always risking a lot. You're risking failure, especially if you're improvising and going on TV shows trying to make comedy out of thin air. That is quite a risky business.

I don't know what I'll be like when I'm 60. I already have the traits of a retired gentleman.

I don't have a lot to share with other men. My heart sinks when I get into a taxi and someone starts talking to me about football.

I don't think comedy is necessarily an attack. It's finding humour in life. I don't think if you're making a joke about something you're automatically demeaning it.