The best way to lose weight is to put the handle of the fridge two inches from the ground.

The only time I did not know how to be, physically, was when I lost a lot of weight. That was the only time I didn't understand my body.

Other than my memory being a bit woolly and my knees being a bit creaky, I don't really think there's anything I can't do.

Why would I worry about getting older - what's to moan about?

I've always loved kissing. We all do, don't we?

I think of myself now as a writer, although I wouldn't go as far as to say 'novelist' because that sounds like a Victorian person.

I'm known among my friends for saying things I probably shouldn't sometimes, but I have to get things out in the air.