There are all kinds of smiles. On the football field I mostly used the one where the hawk spots the dove.

If you feel like you want to die, it's time to sit down and make a list of all the things you haven't done yet.

The only thing Native Americans ever did better than the rest of us is spirituality. Of course, that's everything, isn't it?

And so now you think society is to blame for the mess you made of yourself?

There are all kinds of smiles. On the football field I mostly used the one where the hawk spots the dove.

You're sacking them, you're bagging them. And that's what you're doing with a quarterback.

How can you possibly be sympathetic to every fool on the planet? Just the other day, I heard a man whining about his hopeless love of cross-dressing. Call me unenlightened, but I started to laugh.