You are one of a kind, one in a billion, an incredible unique individual. The problem is, so is everybody else.

When I flew from Orlando to Los Angeles in 1960, I sat next to a guy from Disney who was paying 75¢ an acre for land. I thought he was some special kind of fool - and since they built the park, history has proven there was a fool sitting in one of our seats.

I was the originator of smack. Some guys rattle with smack; with other guys it rolls right off their shoulders like nothing.

I reserve the right to change my mind. But once I decide on something, I'm going to need a good reason to switch.

How can you possibly be sympathetic to every fool on the planet? Just the other day, I heard a man whining about his hopeless love of cross-dressing. Call me unenlightened, but I started to laugh.

The only rules not meant to be broken are those of love and virtue.

How are you going to do great things if you are not committed to your work.