The problem a guy who lies all the time faces is he never can tell when anybody else is telling the truth.

First, you've got to get the job. "Yeah, I can do it," I would say. When I was a kid, I could do anything. Lucky nobody ever asked me if I could fly a jet plane.

The only rules not meant to be broken are those of love and virtue.

You'll find your life greatly simplified if you only worry about stuff you can fix.

I reserve the right to change my mind. But once I decide on something, I'm going to need a good reason to switch.

When I see guys huddling up after the game, to pray, that’s what scares me about the game. I’m a Baptist, but I’m also a quarterback killer, and I ain’t praying with you. But I will give you 30 seconds to ask your Lord and master to keep me from killing you.

I was the originator of smack. Some guys rattle with smack; with other guys it rolls right off their shoulders like nothing.