Just 'cause you love someone doesn't mean you should stick around and screw up their life.
There ain't no me if there ain't no you.
God save us from half the people who think they're doing God's work.
I'm not gonna die in a hospital where the nurses aren't even hot.
Hey, see if they've got any pie. Bring me some pie. I love me some pie.
Well, I think I learned a valuable lesson. Always take down your Christmas decorations after new years or you might get filleted by a hooker from God.