Well, I think I learned a valuable lesson. Always take down your Christmas decorations after new years or you might get filleted by a hooker from God.

Of course, the most troubling question is why do these people assume we're gay?

Hey, see if they've got any pie. Bring me some pie. I love me some pie.

Just 'cause you love someone doesn't mean you should stick around and screw up their life.

We know a little bit about a lot of things. Just enough to make us dangerous.

I'm not gonna die in a hospital where the nurses aren't even hot.

God save us from half the people who think they're doing God's work.